When there 's trouble in the air, i 'm the bloke who 's always there.
When loving couples swear and curse, I am there to make it worse.
In the shit, I 'll drop you right in it, I 'm shitstirrer
If you have two-timed your girl, straight to her I 'll go and tell.
And even if your love is true, I 'll still tell you 've got two.
If you 're off work and tell then why, I 'll tell your boss it 's all a lie.
And if you say things behind his back, I 'll grass you up so you 'll get the sack.
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